Feb 29, 2008
Btw, To Add On To The Today's Previous Post, Today's The Leap Year! It Happens only once in four years. or five years. or six. whatever, i'm outdated.haha.
So all you people out there, if you're feeling lucky, then you can leap,leap,leap all the way to your boyfriends or girlfriends ( take note of the "s"), and tell them something romantic, like, "look at the moon! it's made of cheese!"
Or, if you're single, don't be sad, you could still pretend to have a boyfriend or girlfriend ( usually, life-sized human dolls that can be bought at any "above 23 years old" shops which are located in singapore is recommended ) , and buy a suitable doll that you've carefully picked, like for example,
"hard gay doll" for females, and "mashi maro doll" for males, then you could lay on bed with it, and tell it how much you love it.
Caution : In Previous Cases, People Tend To Get Horny With Their Dolls After Doing The Above Mentioned, And They'll Start Humping Away The Doll, Which In The End, Caused The Doll To Be Smeared With A Sticky-Like Substance, And in Some Serious Cases, Break A Joint Or Two. Extra Doll's Are Recommended To Be Bought Just In Case.
If you're not feeling lucky, then, the best advice is, go to the nearest cinema, and watch "the leap years" there, alone. You'll then be taught about how an idiotic guy made a promise with 4 different women that he'll meet them every 4 years, and then, you could learn to be like him.
Have Fun!
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