Feb 16, 2008
Labels: We Love Being Lame.
Welcome to Lamers-R-Us, though we share a similar name to '+0yZ-ARE-U.s', we have no affliation with them even though we love the barbie dolls and adult toys (OPPS! I mean children toys) they sell there.
As you all should know '+0yZ-ARE-U.s' sells toys and craps, so you should be able guess that Lamers-R-Us sells people laughter with lame jokes. And of cause nothing comes free except the air we breath in. (But according to our calculations, we estimated that the government will start charging us S$0.01, not inclusive of the 5% GST yet, for each time we breathe.)
Prices as shown: ~1 laughter at S$0.666, ~6 laughter at S$6.666, ~10 laughter and more at S$66.666 to up to S$666.666.
Don't fret though if you have a shortage of cash; we accept Masturbates (OPPS! I mean Master Card), VISA, Cheques and also Sperm transfer (OPPS! Sorry once again, I mean Bank Transfer).
(Wait! , if you still do not have any of the above, we accept your pride too, it's simple, we will make you go to school or anywhere in shame, but don't worry yet, we would provide paper bags just for you (to hide your face). [We have sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, we are also willing to help you make custom made paper bags if you like too, maybe like adding two holes in the front for your eyes.)
We hope you do enjoy your stay here, and hope to not receive you back till we receive your payment.
If this post ain't funny, feel free to leave any constructive comments or suggestions, so we can build a better 1 the next time.
(+0yZ-ARE-U.s=Toys......r.....us......, cannot use the actual name because it's copyrighted.)
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